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Snap, crackle, pop

Snap, crackle, pop.

Snap, crackle, pop

Wee Ginger Dug

And lo it was prophesied. On Tuesday St Dougie the Diminutive manifested his wee Holy Wulliness in the pages of the Guardian to preach the gospel of damage limitation. We still don’t know what currency we’re going to use, he bleateth. It’s the pound Dougie son, were you not listening to your pal Alistair last night?

But the Pharisees of Labour weren’t listening either, and told St Dougie in a vision that repeating Plan B ad nauseam was the only plan they’d got. So get out there and preach to the people that debates that absolutely anything an independent Scotland might choose will be even shitier than , share the revelation just in case anyone might think differently. Those weren’t boos from the audience when Plan B was called for, oh no, they were appreciative moans of love. Up is down and black is white and the Labour red isn’t…

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Flipper Flopped Flapped and Failed

Flipper Flopped Flapped and Failed.

Flipper Flopped Flapped and Failed

No More Mr Perkin Nice Guy (or the straw that broke the Camelot’s back)

No More Mr Perkin Nice Guy (or the straw that broke the Camelot’s back).

No More Mr Perkin Nice Guy (or the straw that broke the Camelot’s back)

No More Mr Perkin Nice Guy (or the straw that broke the Camelot’s back).

Tickling England’s Tummy

Tickling England’s Tummy.

Tickling England’s Tummy

Captain Sensible = More Sensible Than David Bowie

Captain Sensible = More Sensible Than David Bowie.

Captain Sensible = More Sensible Than David Bowie

With thanks to my mate Peter, as this one had passed me by…

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